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16 reasons you should feel like an ass for ever slagging Michael Bolton

He’s in Dublin you know?

MICHAEL BOLTON IS on The Late Late Show tonight.

What do you mean you don’t care about Michael Bolton? Oh, oh you’re slagging him now?

Look at all these reasons why you are just plain wrong…

1. This picture of him giving Bill Murray and Kevin Costner the stink eye

Pebble Beach Golf Source: AP/Press Association Images

2. This picture of him with Bill Murray and Chris O’Donnell

APTOPIX Pebble Beach Golf Source: AP/Press Association Images

3. He’s gracious even when presented with a cake bought in a petrol station

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4. His amazing Lonely Island Captain Jack Sparrow collaboration

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5. And he dressed up and performed it at the Emmy Awards

63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - Show - Los Angeles Source: Mark J. Terrill

63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - Show - Los Angeles Source: Mark J. Terrill

6. His thoughts on the film Office Space, which makes fun of his name

Source: HuffPost Live

7. This drawing

My picture of Michael Bolton in MS Paint - Imgur Source: Imgur

8. How Can We Be Lovers, which is a tune

Source: MichaelBoltonVEVO

9 .This pose

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10. This selfie

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11. The fact that he and his band Blackjack once toured with Ozzy Osbourne

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12. This entrance on Never Mind the Buzzcocks

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13. His entire Never Mind the Buzzcocks episode


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14. The Hair (RIP)

Music - Michael Bolton - Capital Radio Appearance Source: EMPICS Entertainment

15. Rihanna loves him

ri Source: Instagram

16. The ability to wear blouses and get away with it

Barbra Streisand Source: AP/Press Association Images

Ps. Josh Hartnett is on The Late Late Show too, but he doesn’t come anywhere near The Bolton. He can’t touch him.

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