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Is this the best police report ever written?

Officer says women ‘locked horns like bulls’ in oddly poetic report.

THIS POLICE OFFICER may have missed his true calling as a creative writer.

Last Sunday, Shaina Leigh Zarko and Brittany Michelle Eisman, both 22, were arrested for getting into a scuffle at the Aquarius Hotel in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

There was nothing else to it, but officer William Heine put together this concise, to-the-point report to eloquently sum it up.

Both share a baby daddy. They locked horns like bulls on the stairs to the Aquarius.

…and that was all that was said about that.

smokinggun Source: The Smoking Gun

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h/t Gawker

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