Dublin: 4 °C Monday 22 April, 2024
back of the net

15 of the most Alan Partridge things to ever happen in real life


WITH HIS INANE Partridge-isms (“Back of the net!”) and penchant for Norwich, it’s probably safe to say that there’s nobody better than Alan Partridge.

Look at him go.

giphy (6) Giphy Giphy

There’s also nothing more satisfying than comparing something/someone to Alan Partridge.

With that in mind, here are the most Alan Partridge things to ever happen.

1. This description of “classic sex”

2. This teacher’s comment on a child’s maths homework

3. This aqua-based headline

8sfkf Imgur Imgur

4. This pushy deodorant

B-e1yVcIIAAgXng Bill Ryder Jones / Twitter Bill Ryder Jones / Twitter / Twitter

5. The time Prime Minister David Cameron apparently used the word “chaterama”

6. This Tesco tweet

7. This OTT testimonial of a reading lamp

8. This magazine

9. This scene captured by Gary Lineker

10. This description of Bangkok  as “one sexy broad”

11. This burning question

12. This programme that was definitely pitched to ITV by Partridge himself

13. And this one

14. This truly mortifying attempt at being “sexy” by Michael Owen

(For the record, her response is golden.)

15. And, of course, this local business

cartridge Alan Cartridge / Twitter Alan Cartridge / Twitter / Twitter

In fairness, that’s pretty good.

(h/t to Accidental Partridge for providing the inspiration to this piece.)

19 Vines that will make you laugh every single time >

13 new parents who should be kicked off social media immediately >

Your Voice
Readers Comments
    Submit a report
    Please help us understand how this comment violates our community guidelines.
    Thank you for the feedback
    Your feedback has been sent to our team for review.