HAPPY NATIONAL LAZY day. If you got up and dressed, you’re already doing it wrong.
Here are a few tips to guide you through the rest of this sacred holiday.
1. Locate a cozy area, and stay there
2. Don’t bother with complicated things like writing
3. Or thinking, in general
4. Just try to stay still. Aim to convince your pedometer that you’re dead
5. Getting out of bed is not an option. The world is lava
6. Today is not the day for doing that DIY you’ve been putting off
7. Or cooking even the simplest of things
8. Nothing should come between you and another beer, like movement, for instance
9. Or eating
10. Embrace that laze
For it only comes once a year… ahem.
