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what a load of muck

A shop is trying to sell a pair of ludicrous 'mud-covered' jeans for €415


HAVE YOU EVER looked at your newly washed jeans and thought, “These are nice, but I wish they were covered in muck”?

You’re in luck!

Luxury retailer Nordstrom is selling a pair of jeans that come covered in what they describe as a “crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty”.

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The PPRS Barracuda jeans are said to “embody rugged, Americana workwear” and will set you back a mere €415.29. 

€415 for jeans with fake mud on the arse. €415 for jeans that look like the ‘before’ jeans in an Ariel ad. €415 for jeans that look like they smell like silage.

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We know what you’re thinking: the jeans are great, but wouldn’t a faux-filthy jacket be even better?

Don’t worry, my friends. Nordstrom have you covered with the ‘Mud Denim Jacket,’ a garment that will set you back another €415.29.

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Stop the world. We want to get off.

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