WHEN YOU HAVE had the worst ever customer experience, the most satisfying thing to do is give a truly awful review online.
And these people are the masters:
1. The sheer bemusement of this situation
2. So much sarcasm for this Star Wars jacket
3. And when Amazon tell you that you are saving money
4. When you purchase boxer shorts, you will need to review them immediately in the most sarcastic tone possible
5. When the mash is “fierce soapy” the world needs to know
6. The blueberry muffin was a supreme letdown
Detail + anger = quality review.
7. When the variety pack of condoms doesn’t live up to its name
8. When washing machines need to be called out
9. The most defeatist review of all time still found time ro rip on the product
10. Staff must be full of craic, or you will hear about it
11. And finally… when you are forced to call out other reviewers on their nonsense, you know you have had enough
Cutting.
