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Rollergirl's player portrait contains one of the greatest sporting puns ever

Everyone, applaud.

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENED. The greatest sporting pun, of all time. We think it might even be a close contender for outright best pun of all time.

Why, it’s the chosen name of Atlana Rollergirls skater, Paige NotFound.

What’s even better? Her number.


Reddit user Cedsi posted her photo after spotting her excellent name at a Roller Derby match. The sport has a tradition of pun-filled names, here’s the master list.

She later did a Reddit AMA, posting her uniform in full.

UiT0dd4 Source: Imgur


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