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Here's the story of your emotions on payday

It’s a rollercoaster. Here’s how it goes.

SO LAST TIME you looked at your bank balance, it felt like:

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And what you saw was…

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…and ever since, you’ve been like:

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Until the instant you realised… it was PAYDAY!

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And from that moment, you were just WAITING…

… for that glorious instant when your paycheque drops.

For those few seconds when you get it, you just feel like:

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But as you tear it open, it’s an emotional rollercoaster.

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And when you actually read the number inside, you’re all like:

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But you get over that, and you make plans. First to pay your bills.

COMIN’ THROUGH, BILLS.

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Then, to the evening. What to do with all your dough?

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The pub of course. And when you there, you’re like:


Woop woop! Here’s to payday!

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Until it’s gone.

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Ah well. Only a month til next time!

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Michael Freeman

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