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What Percent Auld Lad Are You?

Hauld your whisht.

Right, first up, what's your priority on a night out?
Killeens
Dancing
Tunes

Shitetalk (with pints)
What's the most recent thing you've given out about?
The weather
The price of drink in pubs

Young people these days
The absolute state of pop music in 2017. It's just noise. That Electric Picnic line up is shockin' too.
And pick a tune to sup it to. Honestly now...
The Cranberries - Zombie
Ed Sheeran - Shape of You

Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way
None of that shite. Silence will do.
Would you have any interest in a drop of tae?
Aye, I would
Nah, you're grand
And finally... pick your favourite auld lad saying
Ya blaggard
Hauld your whist

I'm just coddin' you
Ah sure, this is it
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You're 0% auld lad
Look at you there, with your fancy this and notions that. Good luck to ya, young wan.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're 50% auld lad
Half way there. A few more pints of porter and you'll be there in no time.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're 92% auld lad
Nearly the full auld lad shilling, so ya are.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're 100% auld lad
Sure sit down there and get yourself a pint of porter. You're a pure auld lad in every way.
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David Elkin

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