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Just 20 tweets that perfectly sum up the pain of periods

Why can’t my uterus yell at me to tell me if I’m pregnant or not?

IF YOU’RE SOMEONE who can have a period then you know that they are possibly the most nightmarish aspect of your life.

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Like yes they’re a great reminder that you’re not pregnant but this whole thing of them lasting for days on end and the excess cramping and mood swings is not cool.

I’d much rather a system where my uterus just yells ‘PREGNANT’ or ‘NOT PREGNANT’ each month.

Here are 20 of the best tweets about periods.

They work in mysterious ways.

Your hormones are messier than Donald Trump’s foreign policy.

The side effects vary immensely and they’re all terrible.

And it can be hard to know what’s your PMS and what’s not.

The cravings are on a whole other level.

And you just have to find a way to get through it once a month.

Trying to keep your knickers from the so-called ‘Japanese flag’ is a whole other battle.

Spare a thought for those of us who don’t have regular cycles.

But sometimes life is kind.

And we do learn some useful skills.

But having to pay for tampons and pads is bloody ridiculous.

But when it comes to period, you follow the golden rule. Trust Clue.

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