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12 reasons why using your phone in the shower is ridiculous


‘USE MY PHONE in the shower?’ I hear you ask. ‘Who in the name of Triton Ltd would do a thing like that?’

Well, here’s the thing: LOTS of people do it. The internet is full of them.

But taking your phone into the shower is extremely dangerous.

Here’s what could happen:

12 reasons why using your phone in the shower is ridiculous
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  • This is the point beyond which phones should not pass

  • If they do, you will have problems.

  • Your water bill will become $$$$$$$

  • You will hit a new low.

  • Your phone will be clucked up.

  • You will make ridiculous contraptions.

  • Your brother will see you naked.

  • You will want to mix water with mains electricity.

  • You will end up putting your phone in food.

  • And that is ridiculous.

  • God will be angry.

  • Is that what you want?

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Michael Freeman

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