WE DON’T WANT to bring up the C word but it’s less than three months away. If you’re having trouble picking a gift for your pizza-obsessed family and friends, look no further.
Why yes, it’s the portable pizza pouch.
Basically, it’s a pizza lanyard that you can wear around your neck to keep your pizza safe and clean.
The dream, really.
Made by a company called Stupidiotic, we fear they’re not quite taking the whole thing serious. What about heat loss? Is there any insulation? Extra cheese would be a sticky nightmare.
They DO say, however…
Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement.
We wait for Portable Pizza Pouch v2.0.
