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Stop everything. Someone has invented a necklace that can hold your pizza

True genius of this world.

WE DON’T WANT to bring up the C word but it’s less than three months away. If you’re having trouble picking a gift for your pizza-obsessed family and friends, look no further.

Portable Pizza Pouch Source: Stupidiotic

Why yes, it’s the portable pizza pouch.

Basically, it’s a pizza lanyard that you can wear around your neck to keep your pizza safe and clean.

Portable Pizza Pouch Source: Stupidiotic

The dream, really.

Made by a company called Stupidiotic, we fear they’re not quite taking the whole thing serious. What about heat loss? Is there any insulation? Extra cheese would be a sticky nightmare.

Portable Pizza Pouch

They DO say, however…

Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement.

We wait for Portable Pizza Pouch v2.0.

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