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Dunnes are selling an actual plank of wood for €60


HERE’S MORE EVIDENCE that we as a country have completely lost the run of ourselves.

This plank of wood for sale, in Dunnes Stores for €60

aplank Source: DunnesStores.com


It doesn’t even come in any colour but wood.


The description reads:

Perfect your presentation with this contemporary oak wood board from Paul Costelloe. This simple yet refined design features a generous surface area that would be ideal for serving cheeses, charcuterie and antipasti. An exquisite centrepiece at mealtimes, just wipe clean and use it again and again.

We popped in to check it out, and yep, it’s a plank of wood.

It can also be used to keep your posh jugs upright


Or to keep a buffer between your glass vases full of beads and your wooden table


You might even lie your opera glasses upon it

In fact, there’s not a lot you can’t do with your Paul Costello wood.

ht OMGWACA, via Broadsheet.ie

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