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Police department writes crime report in the form of a fairy tale

Gather round felons, it’s story time.

THE BRIMFIELD POLICE department have so eloquently told the story of a woman robbing her local off-licence and driving under the influence on their Facebook.

The fairytale unfolds in the Field of Brim, Ohio…


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We don’t know why this has happened, but we encourage all police reports to be written like this in the future.

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