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13 deadly pool inflatables you never knew you needed

It’s time to stock up for summer.

DESPITE THE WEATHER outside summer is fast approaching (it’ll get here eventually, we promise).

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You’ll be going off on your summer holidays soon and you may want to lounge by the pool. Maybe you just want a giant inflatable object as a decoration for your room or as a tester pet for your relationship.

Whatever your reasons, here are some of the best pool inflatables you can get on Amazon right this very second.

1. A giant slice of pizza

This slice is described as ‘generously sized yet graceful’ which is all you can ask for from a giant food inflatable.

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2. A unicorn

Unicorns are still vaguely in fashion and this unicorn is both ‘ergonomic’(what?) and ‘ideal for relaxation’. We’ll leave that up to you.

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3. A very large Pegasus

For the Hercules in your life or someone who is just that little bit extra. This giant Pegasus can hold two adults and is so unnecessary that I absolutely must have it.

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4. This giant avocado

Anger your parents more by wasting your money on this avocado inflatable. Toast sold separately.

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5. An engagement ring

Is your partner not getting the message? Maybe you can’t afford an engagement ring and need a quick fix. I have found the solution.

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6. A sea shell complete with pearl

This is honestly so extra and I love everything about it. Buy it for your office and watch your colleagues realise your power. It’s your throne now. Work it.

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7. A mermaid tail

This isn’t so much a mermaid tail rather a doughnut with a tail stuck on but hey, it’s ambitious and that’s what you want in a pool inflatable.

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8. A giant pretzel

How you would sit on this comfortably is beyond me . It’s environmentally friendly though so that’s cool.

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9. A cactus

It has a tiny little flower and everything like how could you not need this in your life?

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10. A giant margarita

Cocktails are great. A giant inflatable margarita is next level great. It’s 6 feet long aswell so is an excellent replacement for a boyfriend.

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11. A giant bottle of wine

If 6 feet isn’t enough, this giant wine bottle is 7.5 feet tall and is everything you want for a summer holiday. A perfect place to sleep off a hangover from the night before.

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If red wine isn’t your thing, there’s also a rosé option.

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12. A giant sharpie?

I don’t even know but look it’s quite reasonably priced.

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