DESPITE THE WEATHER outside summer is fast approaching (it’ll get here eventually, we promise).
You’ll be going off on your summer holidays soon and you may want to lounge by the pool. Maybe you just want a giant inflatable object as a decoration for your room or as a tester pet for your relationship.
Whatever your reasons, here are some of the best pool inflatables you can get on Amazon right this very second.
1. A giant slice of pizza
This slice is described as ‘generously sized yet graceful’ which is all you can ask for from a giant food inflatable.
2. A unicorn
Unicorns are still vaguely in fashion and this unicorn is both ‘ergonomic’(what?) and ‘ideal for relaxation’. We’ll leave that up to you.
3. A very large Pegasus
For the Hercules in your life or someone who is just that little bit extra. This giant Pegasus can hold two adults and is so unnecessary that I absolutely must have it.
4. This giant avocado
Anger your parents more by wasting your money on this avocado inflatable. Toast sold separately.
5. An engagement ring
Is your partner not getting the message? Maybe you can’t afford an engagement ring and need a quick fix. I have found the solution.
6. A sea shell complete with pearl
This is honestly so extra and I love everything about it. Buy it for your office and watch your colleagues realise your power. It’s your throne now. Work it.
7. A mermaid tail
This isn’t so much a mermaid tail rather a doughnut with a tail stuck on but hey, it’s ambitious and that’s what you want in a pool inflatable.
8. A giant pretzel
How you would sit on this comfortably is beyond me . It’s environmentally friendly though so that’s cool.
9. A cactus
It has a tiny little flower and everything like how could you not need this in your life?
10. A giant margarita
Cocktails are great. A giant inflatable margarita is next level great. It’s 6 feet long aswell so is an excellent replacement for a boyfriend.
11. A giant bottle of wine
If 6 feet isn’t enough, this giant wine bottle is 7.5 feet tall and is everything you want for a summer holiday. A perfect place to sleep off a hangover from the night before.
If red wine isn’t your thing, there’s also a rosé option.
12. A giant sharpie?
I don’t even know but look it’s quite reasonably priced.
