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10 struggles all porridge addicts will understand

Porridge is a way of life.

PORRIDGE IS THE greatest of all breakfast foods. But hey, you don’t have to eat it for breakfast.

1. You have a loyalty to a brand you’ll stand over with your life

You deal in Flahavan’s or Quakers… but this is all they have left.

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2. You know too well about the pains of temperamental microwaves

3. Non microwavable bowls are your mortal enemy

4. Nothing will stop you from getting that oaty goodness

5. You’ve modelled your life on this woman’s ethos

6. Choosing a suitable topping is your daily struggle

7. You’ve developed worrying notions in an attempt to liven things up

8. You’ve briefly questioned how you can reasonably have porridge for dinner

… before realising that’s disgusting.

9. This is mildly pornographic to you and you need help

10. This is your worst nightmare

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