PRINCE GEORGE IS in New Zealand with his mam and dad as part of an official visit.
This is the first time the baby has been extensively photographed, and it’s reassuring to know that he’s not yet drinking from a teacup or wearing a crown.
In fact, he’s just like your kids…
1. He chews your hair and wipes his nose in it
She probably has some puke down the back of her dress.
2. He chews everything you own, actually
Definitely some puke. And drool.
3. He doesn’t understand why other children are crying when he’s just trying to be friendly
You can just imagine the conversation that’s going on here:
Lady in blue: “Ah she’s just tired, she’s usually in great form”
Kate*: “Sure don’t I know? He’s in a great mood after a sleep”
*secretly delighted that for once it’s not her baby that’s crying
4. He embarrasses you by being unimpressed by gifts people give him
“Oh look at that George! Wasn’t it nice of the lady to get that for you*?”
*PLEASE SMILE, PLEASE SMILE
5. He threatens to throw everything he lays his hands on
Food, toys, keys… everything.
6. He has this lovely nanny
Oh. Just five ways then.
