1. Listen up, fellas – this is how you treat a woman
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2. If only everyone in the office knew what you were like after 2 glasses of prosecco
Actually, it’s probably best they don’t. They might be horrified.
3. That feeling when you open a bottle of Prosecco and you *have* to finish it
Waste not, want not.
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4. As any Prosecco fan will tell you, it lends itself well to day drinking alone
5. You are *adamant* that the spoon in the bottle trick works
6. Although you will improvise if needs be
You’re a Prosecco McGyver.
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7. We’ve all been there…
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8. Just sipping some makes you feel like the Queen of Notions
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9. Even though you know you’re common as muck deep down
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10. And even if you sometimes wake up feeling scaldy as f**k…
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11. It’s still your go-to drink
Prosecco: the international drink of friendship.
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