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# Deep Purple
Semi-d house for sale, decorated ENTIRELY in purple
“This house has been maintained to a high standard.”

WANT TO BUY a nice semi-detached house?

How about this one?

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It’s located in the London suburb of Uxbridge, has a spacious garden and… oh.

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Every single room in the house is decorated in purple.

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Literally every single one.

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It’s currently advertised on property site Rightmove, which describes it as “cleverly planned” and “maintained to a high standard”.

Oh, and the decor? It’s a “family inspired design”, apparently.

That explains why the bath is covered in purple carpet:

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Even the plants are purple.

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Yours for the bargain price of £400,000. No redecoration necessary, if you like being constantly surrounded with the colours of seduction.

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