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The Dredge: Rihanna ignores the 'no nipples' rule

Of COURSE she does. The very best of the morning’s celebrity dirt.

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#RIRI: You may remember that celebrities were kindly requested to refrain from showing off their naughty bits at the Grammys.

Well, NOBODY puts Rihanna in the no-naughty-bits corner. She went right ahead and arrived in a nipple-baring dress:

OK, we see your nipples again Rihanna. Happy now? (Jordan Strauss/AP)

She wasn’t alone, either. Miley Cyrus had a not-very-accidental-looking wardrobe malfunction at a pre-awards party. (The Sun)

And Katy Perry kindly kept her nipples under wraps, but still got a severe ogling from Ellen DeGeneres:

Is everyone sick of the word ‘nipples’ now? Yeah, us too.

#AWESOME: Meanwhile, Mumford and Sons may have won the top prize at the Grammys (for reasons inexplicable). But I think we can all agree that Kelly Clarkson was the REAL winner. Just look at this photobomb!

Nice work Clarkson. (Also, the head on Portia de Rossi.)

#HER MADGE: Madonna is on Instagram, everyone! Yes, this is totally happening. She’s already got more than 50,000 followers and she hasn’t even taken a photo of her breakfast yet.

So what have we learned? Well, firstly that she enjoys a nice Martini:

And secondly that she’s “addicted to sweat”.

So, there’s that. (Instagram)

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

  • Helen Mirren has pink hair now, because Helen Mirren is awesome. (
  • Justin Bieber has apologised for smoking weed, and called himself a “douche”. Now, isn’t it time he apologised for those trousers? (The Sun)
  • Chris Brown pranged his Porsche and blamed the paparazzi. They say they had nothing to do with it. (TMZ)
  • Kim Kardashian is in Brazil with Will Smith, and posted a weirdly average holiday video. (Keek)
  • Adele either got a tattoo for her baby son, or wants to avoid forgetting what her name is. (Mail Online)

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