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8 defensible-in-court reasons why Rita Ora must be stopped

The public need answers.

X Factor Auditions - Manchester Source: PA Wire/PA Images

THERE ARE FEW celebrities that baffle the public quite as much as Rita Ora.

And there are many reasons why she needs to be stopped. Immediately:

1. She wants to do her own version of Lady Marmalade now

rita1 Source: NME

As NME reports, she told The Sun that she wants to revisit the classic:

It’s always been my goal to create another ‘Lady Marmalade.” I’m trying to round up the troops – I think it would be me, Miley, Charli XCX – she’d be fun – and Iggy.

Which went down about as well as you would expect.

2. Even Iggy was like “hell no” to the idea

iggy-azalea-fancy Source: Celebuzz

She didn’t even wait a while to distance herself from it. It was just a straight NOPE.

3. That Samsung ad is still everywhere and it’s getting more insufferable

ritaorad3

“Judge! Exhibit A in the case of why Rita Ora must be stopped.”

4. She still claims this tweet was the result of a Twitter hack

music-rita-ora-deleted-promotional-tweet Source: Cdnds

Do we believe that her Twitter was hacked? Perhaps, but most people think it was the morto social media fail of the decade.

5. Even the security in the casino were like “please Rita, stop singing”

ritagif Source: Instagram

He might have just wanted them to put the camera away, but any way you look at it, it was a message.

6. Her role as a judge on The X Factor has baffled the general public in ways you wouldn’t think possible

The X Factor 2015 Source: Daniel Leal-Olivas

To the point of hyperbole:

7. Even her neighbours can’t handle the Ora

ritanora2 Source: Mirror

As The Mirror in the UK reported last month, Rita’s plastic hedge out the front of her gaff has not gone down well at all:

The hedge at the front stands out like a sore thumb, trucks here all the time for building work.

Trucks?

Juuuudge. Rita Ora must be stopped.

8. We need to nail down exactly why she is famous before we can continue

Nordoff Robbins O2 Silver Clef Awards 2015 - London Source: Yui Mok

The public need straight answers to straight questions:

Nobody knows.

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David Elkin

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