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The Dredge: Ronan Keating has a new girlfriend called Storm

We get our hands mucky with the best of the morning’s dirt.

Blonde, attractive Ronan Keating pictured without his blonde, attractive new girlfriend
Blonde, attractive Ronan Keating pictured without his blonde, attractive new girlfriend
Image: Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS Entertainment

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, we dig through the celebrity dirt to bring you the best of it. Here’s The Dredge…

Ronan Keating’s new post-separation girlfriend is Storm Uechtritz, a former producer on X Factor Australia with a name that tabloid headline-writers all over the world are thanking their lucky stars for. (The Sun)

The pair were pictured together for the first time yesterday, revealing that she looks quite a lot like dancer Francine Cornell who you’ll remember Ronan had an affair with. Who in turn looked quite a lot like Yvonne Keating. Some would say having a ‘thing’ for slim, pretty, blonde women is a little bit unoriginal, but whatever.

Anyway there are reports today that Storm is considering moving to Ireland, where her name will cause many a snicker. And Yvonne is apparently relieved: she’s said to be “delighted he’s managed to move on”. (Irish Daily Star, Irish Daily Mirror)


The Words

Whee!: Kate Middleton’s only vocal response so far to the publication of photos showing her topless. The Duchess of Cambridge spoke as she and Wills were winched to the top of a 130ft tree during their royal tour in Borneo, as the future of the Irish Daily Star appears to hang in the balance. Meanwhile, the story hits fresh ew-inducing depths as an online porn company offers an “open checkbook” for rumoured footage of the royal couple being, uh, “intimate”. (Mirror, TMZ)

Could one sue them into oblivion, do you think? (Anwar Hussein/EMPICS Entertainment)

One-off and a mistake: What Robert Pattinson has apparently accepted Kristen Stewart’s smooching with married director Rupert Sanders was, amid reports that the pair are officially BACK TOGETHER. A source claims that they have moved into the same compound as Brad and Angelina and are “focusing on themselves”, for a change. (The Sun)

Kristen Stewart shakes her fist at the injustice of it all. (DENIS POROY/AP/Press Association Images)

Authentic: What a Kilkenny family insist their link to George Clooney is, amid a row about the star’s Irish origins. Filmmaker Gabriel Murray has made an entire documentary about Clooney’s link to Abbeyleix, Co Laois – but a rival team of researchers say his Irish family are actually from Windgap, Co Kilkenny. OMG. (Irish Daily Mirror).

At least Clooney is definite about something. (Pablo Martinez Monsivais/AP/Press Association Images)


The Dirt

Lindsay Lohan is miffed that she went to jail. (E! Online)

Georgia Salpa is going for acting lessons, and taking them “very seriously”. (The Sun)

One Direction cougar-killer Harry Styles may possibly be smooching Pixie Geldof. (Mail Online)

Gwen Stefani went on the batter. (Mirror)

Lady Gaga appeared at London Fashion Week. Well, peeked out through her new face-hat:

(Jonathan Short/AP/Press Association Images)


The Barrel Scraper

Just… wow. (Mail Online)

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