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16 of the most inappropriate 'sexy' Halloween costumes for women


HALLOWEEN IS JUST a fortnight away and you know what that means…

A rake of nonsensical “sexy” costumes to roll your eyes at.

So, what sexy costumes can us gals choose from this year?

1. Sexy mushroom

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“Ah yes, what a sexy vegetable” — humans eating mushrooms, apparently.

2. Sexy Minion

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Inevitable, really.


3. Sexy Pizza Rat

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“What are you supposed to be?” “I’m that rat who carried the slice of pizza… but sexier.”

4. Sexy beaver

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Ugh, you’re just leaving yourself open to gross double entendres if you dress as a “sexy beaver” for Christmas.

5. Sexy Caitlyn Jenner

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Lads, no.

6. Sexy corn

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7. Sexy checkered flag

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Can we spare a thought for the poor women who are forced to model these costumes, though?

8. Sexy MMA fighter

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Is there a Sexy UFC Fighter costume for lads?

We didn’t think so.

9. Sexy prison inmate

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Even comes with a classy ”Indecent Exposure” sign!

Oh Lordy.

10. Sexy Spongebob Squarepants fan

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“What can I say? I just really love Spongebob.”

11. Sexy straight jacket

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Nope, wrong on so many levels.

12. Sexy bottle of wine


It’s only a matter of time until sexy prosecco is unleashed…

13. Sexy garden gnome

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14. Sexy pouty goldfish

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This is getting ridiculous.

15. Sexy Donald Trump

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Or rather, Donna T. Rumpshaker.

Creative, we’ll give them that.

16. And finally… sexy chewing gum

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Note how dead the model is behind the eyes.


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Amy O'Connor

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