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Someone has come up with an ingenious way to sneak booze into a festival

Genius at work.

FESTIVAL BOOZE IS way too expensive.

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Expensive booze that you have to spend ages standing in a queue for = sneaky naggin central.

It’s just maths.

Some genius has come up with the best way to beat the security to take some alcohol inside, while being perfectly responsible and well-behaved, of course.

Here’s a step-by-step guide:

1. Get some clear alcohol of your choice (or a purple or blue WKD) and a bottle of Lisertine mouthwash in the big shop

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2. Using a small funnel, pour the alcohol in so you don’t spill a drop

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3. Chose a food dye

It must be blue or purple, based on what bottle you’ve bought

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4. Bask in your own brilliance

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5. Saunter past security without any naggins in your boots or bra

As for explaining why you have so much mouthwash with you? Say you’re going for the shift. All the shifts.


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