A CONSPIRACY THEORY went viral last week, as they tend to do. This one concerned the lyrics of Flo Rida 2008 hit ‘Low’.
The Low, T-Pain, who sings the chorus, talks about a ‘shawty’ in “Applebottom jeans, boots with the fur”. The whole club is looking at her, which is great but hopefully not too intimidating for the woman.
However, he then goes to say that she is seemingly also wearing “baggy sweatpants” and “Rebooks with the straps”. Naturally, Twitter came to the conclusion that T-Pain was actually talking about a centaur, and not a lovely lady.
Thankfully, T-Pain caught wind of the conspiracy theory and took to Twitter to clarify the women’s attire.
You see – you might want to sit down for this – T-Pain’s actually singing about two different women.
The first girl is dressed how Flo Rida likes. Second girls is dressed how I like. Flo likes a classy lady. I like a lazy bitch.”
Iconic.
And with that, a new conspiracy is born – T-Pain hates centaurs.
