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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris' holiday photos are completely sickening

Rub it in our faces, why don’t you?

TAYLOR SWIFT AND Calvin Harris have been an item for over a year now.

We’ve witnessed them build wholesome snowmen together, ruin birthday tributes to their friends and coin the nonsense phrase “swan goals”.

And now they’ve unleashed a series of new photos on the world from, you guessed it, their romantic trip away together.

Firstly, Taylor posted a video of herself jumping on an inflatable trampoline and shouting, “You watching?”

Before promptly taking a tumble. Calvin can be heard chuckling in the background as Taylor clarifies, “It hurt a lot”.

Ha ha ha, couple banter.

She posted a photo of them shifting on the beach.

Unacceptable for Facebook, let alone Instagram.

Also: who took the photo???


She even posted a photo of their initials written in the sand.

Reminder that Taylor Swift is 26 years old and Calvin Harris is 32 years old.

There’s Taylor engaging in some classic Look How Amazing My Holidays Are boasting.

As your Mam would say, “Isn’t it well for her?”

To their face: “Delighed for you! The holiday looked amazing!”

Behind their back: [gives out yards to anyone who will listen]

This is extremely Baywatch.

“I’ll be ready!”

And finally… here’s an extremely candid photo of Taylor Swift just acting silly, completely unaware that her photo is being taken

Oh, she’ll kill Calvin when she sees that photo. Murder him, so she will.

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