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The Dredge: Ah here, Taylor Swift - leave it out with Ed Sheeran

She’s only bleeding dating HIM now. The very best of the day’s celebrity dirt.

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

Come off it, Taylor. Really? REALLY? (Press Association)

#AH HERE: Taylor Swift is dating ANOTHER famous person. Moon-faced warbler Ed Sheeran is transfixed by the sight of her smooth, smooth face (we’re guessing) and will now provide her with angry-relationship-song material for her next album.

If you needed any confirmation Taylor has previously said that she would “do a ginger”. And the pair apparently spent the night together before the Brit Awards. (The Sun)

We have painstakingly prepared a representation of their future relationship in GIFs:


#HANGIN’: P Diddy has launched his own brand of hangover cure. In collaboration with Mark Wahlberg. And the hangover cure is… wait for it… water.

But it’s SPECIAL water. Like… science water. Hey Mark Wahlberg, can you explain?

If you continue to eat bad stuff, drink bad stuff, your body burns a lot of energy trying to break that stuff down, and AQUAhydrate is the fastest thing to recovery, hydrating you, burning out that acid.

Over to you, Diddy:

Most importantly, for people like me, it makes you ashy. If you’re not hydrated, you get incredibly ashy. And lotion doesn’t work. So this right here, this gives me my glow.

Christ. Am I ashy right now? Have I been ashy… my whole life? I’m ordering, like, 20 cases.

Watch the press conference (or as Diddy puts it, “the future being made”) right here:


#CROWE’S NEST: Russell Crowe has something to tell you:

He was responding to reports that they had a romantic night “all over one another” and were “doing little to hide their flirting” at an Oscars weekend party. Said a source:

They were singing really loudly together around the piano, belting out some show tunes.

God. Help. Us. Please let Russell be telling the truth. (Perez)

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

  • Liam Gallagher nearly had a fist-fight with Idris Elba, which would definitely have ended badly for him. (The Sun)
  • James Gandolfini went to a pot shop; looked like an embarrassing dad. (TMZ)
  • It’s Justin Bieber’s 19th birthday. Let’s hope he gets given some new trousers. (Mirror)
  • Christian Slater got engaged. Sorry, ladies of the 1990s. (The Sun)
  • Holly Madison wants to eat her placenta. (Fox)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Which Spice Girl has ditched their tour?>

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