TAYLOR SWIFT HAD a 4th of July party at her seaside home in Rhode Island and you weren’t there.
Here are some of the Instagrams from the party, just to rub it in.
She had musicians and supermodels there
Because of course she did. Haim, Gigi Hadid and Martha Hunt were among the guests.
And not forgetting her old best friends
One of Taylor’s oldest friends Brit Maack was there with her too, and slipped a bit of shade in with her #ILovedThemFirst Instagram hashtag.
Not only did they have fourth of July towels, they had fourth of July onesies too
When you stay at Taylor Swift’s house you probably get themed EVERYTHING. Bog roll, bin bags, EVERYTHING.
And they had a slumber party the night before
And we *think* we spy booze in the background. Surely they had a bit of booze, wholesome and all as they are?
Yeah, that’s definitely a bar
They probably had some kind of dedicated smoothie and breakfast roll chef on hand to deal with their hangovers.
Gigi Hadid’s current boyfriend (and Taylor’s ex) Joe Jonas was there too
And someone had a Polaroid. Of course. And an endless supply of the special paper too we bet.
Ed Sheeran showed up being historically humourous
When Ed shows up in a red coat for the 4th of July because he just can’t let it go.
Taylor’s man pal Calvin Harris was giving piggy backs
This was titled”friendly relations between Scotland and America”. FILTH.
“She cooks too”
SHE HAS ARMS, CALVIN.
Look at this carry on! Is that some kind of giant slip n slide?
And look at Taylor and Calvin sharing a swan. Sick. Sick and beautiful.
Drinks in the pool
Well for some, mate.
And look at that view
Christ almighty.
They made their own delicious cake
Of course. Wholesome sickeners.
Look at Taylor Swift’s house
LOOK AT IT!
And then they had fireworks
Happy 4th of July you pack of shites.
Not jealous at all.
