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16 people who just listened to Taylor Swift's new album and are NOT OKAY

RIP Swifties everywhere.

TAYLOR SWIFT FANS, or Swifties, as they like to be known, aren’t coping well with recent developments.

The popstar released her new album, 1989 yesterday after a long wait and it’s predicted to sell 900,000 copies in the first week.

But they couldn’t have predicted these sinister side-effects.

1. It literally got people pregnant. LITERALLY



4. But it was still better than the amount who were dead before they could listen to it properly. RIP them




8. For those who survived, the reviews are in

9. It’s suitable to listen to in all circumstances

10. It’s all just too much





15. Still, some people were embarrassed to be so into it

16. Others, not so much

Taylor Swift accidentally released 8 seconds of static and it shot to number one on iTunes>

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