1. Impulse
Under no circumstances should you spray this under your arms. It’s sole function is, as body mist, is to mist your body.
2. … So?
Becuase nothing screams “rebellion!” like a perfume named after backchat you’d give your mam.
3. Lynx Africa
The true scent of a man.
4. Kopparberg
Bushing: Summer Edition.
5. Blue WKD
Reminds you of the days when mixing your drink with actual drink seemed so very, very reasonable.
6. Any of Britney Spears’ perfumes
Curious, Fantasy, Believe, Radiance … Douse yourself in it and pretend like you’re the lead character in a Jacqueline Wilson novel.
7. Grass
From your GAA kit, to the field you were drinking in … It’s all the one.
8. Hairspray
From spraying your full face of makeup so that it would stay in place all day.
Global warming? Forget about it! Inhaling literal liquid plastic? Ideal!
9. Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs
You wouldn’t be caught dead going to a disco without a few hundred layers of this on.
10. Elizabeth Arden Flawless Finish cream foundation
Smearing it on with shitey sponge it came with, desperately trying to avoid your white collar before school.
11. Joop! Homme
The reason why you can’t distinguish between any of your childhood sweethearts because they literally all smelled like this.
12. Fat Frog
The official I Robbed This Off My Older Sister And I Have No Idea What Percentage It Is But I’m Going To Pretend To Get Wrecked Off It Anyway drink.
