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The Matrix, according to someone's ma

A guy gets his mother to tell the story of The Matrix, with hilarious results.

HERE ARE JUST a few choice quotes from what happened when Joe Nicolsi watched The Matrix with his mother, and then asked her to describe it to him:

He is the one who can beat out the Matrix.

‘Moshimo’ offers him a blue pill or a red pill.

Leo?… Neo?…

Neo and his girlfriend go to the computer whatever to set free Moshimo.

We think she nailed it.

Video here: PixelsPerSecond

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