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Will You Get The Ride This Weekend?

An important and scientific prediction.

Oct 9th 2015, 10:00 PM 11,324 Views 6 Comments

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So, are you single or attached?
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Single
Attached

In between
Would a massive success in Irish sport this weekend improve your chances of the ride, do you think?
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Yeah, the public mood of boisterousness can only help
Nah, irrelevant
Will you be heading out on the town at all this weekend?
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I surely will
Ah no, won't be happening for me

I could be persuaded
More often than not, do you swipe left or right on Tinder?
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Right
Left

I'm not on Tinder
Choose a cool couple...
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Daniel and Majella
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Aidan Turner and Sarah Greene

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
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Katherine Zappone and Ann Louise Gilligan
Now, at the bar, you are more likely to...
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Go up to someone you like and have the craic
Keep your distance and see how things go (while giving them major side eye for attention)

Completely ignore them and curse yourself in the chipper afterwards
Pick a romantic date night for this weekend (even if you don't have some one to go with YET)...
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Cinema
Dinner

Netflix and chill
And finally... your shifting technique could be best described as...
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Sensual
Practical

Questionable
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You scored out of !
You are definitely getting the ride this weekend!
Nailed on certainty. You just have that certain something that's irresistible.
Share your result:
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You scored out of !
You might get the ride this weekend!
It's undecided. The fate of your weekend lies in your own hands. External factors will come in to play, no doubt, but at the end of the day you can make or break your ride success.
Share your result:
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You scored out of !
You won't get the ride this weekend!
It's just not going to be your weekend. Everything will be GRAND.
Share your result:

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