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Will You Get The Shift This Weekend?

An important and accurate prediction.

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Are you heading out on the town at all this weekend?
I am indeed
Ah no, it's going to be a quiet one for me

On the fence. I probably could be persuaded out though
Are you attached or single?
SINGLE
ATTACHED
Choose your ideal Saturday night...
Pub and then on to a club
Dinner

At home, cosy
Pick a famous shift from movie history...
This, from The Notebook
This, from Cruel Intentions

This, from Love Actually
Your Sunday mornings are usually spent...
Relaxing
Hanging

Sleeping
On Tinder, what do you do more often: swipe right or swipe left?
I usually swipe left
I'd swipe anything to the right if I'm honest

Half and half I would say
Be honest: If you're on a night out, is it likely that you would send a mortifying message to an ex/crush/anyone after midnight?
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No, haven't done that in ages
I probably will do that next time I'm out

No way, how embarrassing
And finally... if you get the shift, how long will it take you to get in touch?
Next day, I'd throw them a message
I'd wait to see if they get in touch with me

I wouldn't be arsed getting in touch
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You will definitely get the shift this weekend!
It's written in the stars. You will be lobbing the gob on some lucky person at some stage over the weekend. Who and when is down to you and your charm. Lean in with gusto.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You might get the shift this weekend!
It's undecided. Many factors come into play when determining whether you will get the shift. It's there if you want it, but you might not even want it. Either way, you'll be grand.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You won't get the shift this weekend!
It's grand. You're still set up for a promising weekend, you just won't be lobbing the gob on anyone. Look on the bright side though, there's just more time to have the craic.
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David Elkin

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