The rules are simple: what joke from The US Office is happening at the exact moment the scene has been paused? For sake of ease, we’re dealing with the first five seasons.
1.
NBC
"I declare... bankruptcy!"
"Well, well, well how the turntables..."
"Do you think that smoking drugs is cool?"
2.
NBC
"Dwight mercy-killed Angela's cat. It's very complicated. It's caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela, who are both already prone to unpleasantness."
"Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight. Or Angela."
"I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for... at a dinner party."
3.
NBC
"Times have changed a little. And even though we're still a family here at Dunder Mifflin, families grow. And at some point, the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore."
"And in the future, if I want to say something funny, or witty, or do an impression, I will no longer ever do any of those things."
"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, "Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?" This is what's at stake."
4.
NBC
"Wait, what are you writing? Don't write ebola or mad cow disease, all right? Because I'm suffering from both of them."
"Question, what kind of bear is best?"
"No, you said I would be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?"
5.
NBC
"It was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed."
"Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour"
"Look, I watch "The L Word," okay?"
6.
NBC
"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing."
"The eyes are the groin of the head."
"I am better than you have ever been or ever will be"
7.
NBC
"Fashion show, fashion show... fashion show at lunch"
"That's like the creepiest thing that I've ever seen."
"Oh, no, what do I do? What I do is this. I go online, I go click, click, click, and I change the order of the queue so that I can see "Love Actually" as soon as I want to. It's so easy, Ryan. Do you really not know how Netflix works?"
8.
NBC
"But I don't have to tell you, Pam."
"You know, Pam, in Spain, they often don't even start eating until midnight."
"You burn it, you buy it!"
9.
NBC
"Andy, Dwight says welcome back and that he could use a hug."
"I'm not actually making a formal complaint, I just think we should talk about it"
"I can't tell if he's mocking me."
10.
NBC
"I hate so much about the things you chose to be"
"Used to have two cars, traded them in. Now we're down to one. Good economic sense, although the new car's a Porsche, for her."
"Dunder Mifflin is the big picture. Can't you understand that? No, you can't"
NBC
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Prison Mike would do better.
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You got 2/10
Prison Mike would do better.
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Prison Mike would do better.
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You got 4/10
Prison Mike would do better.
NBC
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You got 5/10
"We are not mad, we are just disappointed"
NBC
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You got 6/10
Great Scott!
NBC
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You got 7/10
Great Scott!
NBC
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You got 8/10
Great Scott!
NBC
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You got 9/10
Great Scott!
NBC
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You got 10/10
Great Scott!
