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12 moments all truly classy people will relate to

So classy.

1. Pretending to look at expensive bottles of wine when you know full well that you’re not spending more than €6 on a bottle of wine.

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2. When the waiter asks you if you’d like to taste the wine and you knock it back in one and say, “That’s grand”

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3. When you say you like wine and your friends are like, “Ooh, my favourite wine is Malbec, I love a good Malbec” and you’re like…

“My favourite wine is… white? Yeah, white wine. Any white wine.”

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4. Asking for a knife and fork because you have yet to master the art of using chopsticks

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5. When people around you are discussing The Wire (again) and you’re like, “Yes, yes, but did you see last week’s First Dates?”

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“No, I haven’t seen Boardwalk Empire, but I have seen Gogglebox. Wait, come back –”

6. When the person in front of you orders a skinny matcha latte with almond milk and unicorn blood, and you’re like, “Em, a cappuccino to go… with two sugars”

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7. When you eat dark chocolate and you make this face…

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8. When you’re at a gig and everyone around is you nodding like, “Yes, this is transcendent” and you’re like, “Em, I’m pretty sure this is just noise?”

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9. Laughing at an inappropriate sign and thinking, “Oh God, I’m not cultured at all.”

“Yes, Brian, the pub is called Dirty Dick’s. It’s probably owned by a man named Richard. It’s not that funny.”

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10. Being, oh, 28 years old and still only *just about* being able to eat spaghetti

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There will be splatter. And you will have to dangle a long spaghetti into your mouth at some point. It won’t be elegant, but sure look.

11. Accidentally getting drunk on the work Christmas night out… before you’ve even had food

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Yep, you’re that guy.

12. Picking food up off the floor, glancing around to make sure nobody’s around and eating it anyway

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Stay classy, friend.

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