THE WEEKLY SHOP is a bit of a task.
We need these things.
1. An inspirational boost when it’s needed the most (in the veg aisle)
2. The close and perfect placement of the essential products
3. Someone to spice things up in the herb aisle
4. A sign that will bring home the 15 ITEM LIMIT to the constant chancers
Psst, it’s not real, but it should be.
5. This glorious buffet of cereals and nuts
6. A soft drink display in the shape of our favourite video game characters
7. A safe haven to try out toilet roll varieties before we purchase
8. Meat that’s so ‘down with the kids’
9. Make shopping for special occasions as painless as possible
10. The option to purchase those little things that are so hard to find
11. Honesty when it comes to money saving illusions
12. A phone holder and aisle map built into the trollies
13. More references to the Bill Cosby show
