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Someone made a JobBridge ad for the new Ireland football manager

“On completion, the intern will have gained experience in the planning and acquisition of nil-all draws.”

Source: Mike Egerton

WAS THIS INEVITABLE? Probably.

Someone – well, Redditor usually_sarcasm to be exact – has ‘discovered’ a JobBridge ad for a certain position currently vacant at the FAI.

Yes, it’s an internship as Ireland manager:

Source: Imgur via Reddit. For a larger image, click here.

In case you can’t read it, let us deliver some extracts:

Description: The intern will gain practical experience in managing a questionably professional semi-world-class football team. The intern will receive formal/informal training in the following: player management, tactics, scheduling and public relations. On completion, the intern will have gained experience in the planning and acquisition of nil-all draws.
Experience required: At least 50 hours played in Sega’s Football Manager 2013
Education Requirements: A third level degree in Spherical Object Analysis.

In case anyone needed it pointing out, the ad is a fake. It’s not on the actual JobBridge site. Great work, usually_sarcasm. Great work.

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