1. Nobody can afford anywhere to live
2. Even MiWadi is priced at gourmet levels
3. And you can get stuck in a yacht jam
4. Probably on your way to buy this
5. Parking your helicopter is a total ‘mare
6. Gerald Kean and Lisa Murphy are a thing again
7. Conversations like this are a reality
8. Supermarkets are actually raising prices to attract customers
9. But look, a rising tide lifts all boats
10. Even the graffiti is middle-class now
11. The headlines would raise your blood pressure
12. *throbbing*
13. The world is in love with Ireland again. We’re even on Countdown.
14. Dublin’s giant new ‘Nespresso Boutique’ doesn’t sell coffee…
… it sells ‘Grands Crus’.
15. Not that you’d be drinking them anyway. What is this, 2007?
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16. Even the smallest purchases will send you to the cash machine
17. Oh.
