22 year old me after a night of drinking: "I hope I didn't do anything stupid."

29 year old me: "I hope I didn't agree to go on a hike."

— ian karmel (@IanKarmel) April 26, 2014

My Google search history is a lot of wild misspellings of "hangover cures".

— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) August 26, 2015

I'm so hungover it hurts to blink

— Hayley (@hayleeykeen) January 31, 2015

Hangover cure:
1. Build a time machine.
2. Find the parents of the friends u drank with and ruin their marriages before they can have kids.

— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) April 18, 2015

Hangover level: spending an hour lying in bed looking at three years of your own Instagram photos.

— Louise McSharry (@louisemcsharry) June 1, 2015

Tune in tomorrow for "where did I get that bruise" and other hangover mysteries.

— Avogadro’s House of Moles (@schumoo) November 25, 2015

I've got a hangover so epic that George R.R. Martin has begun writing a series of novels about it.

— Kelly S. (@kelter1) April 11, 2015

This hangover would wanna fuck off now have to sit on a poxy 17A for an hour✋🔫

— Nathan_dowling (@Nathand8) August 21, 2014

Who called them drunken texts and not remorse code

— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) March 6, 2015

Need a dirty fry up for this hangover 😷

— Lauren (@laurenmcgiffen) April 9, 2016

When you check your bank account after a long night out. pic.twitter.com/pbg4CqKGYs

— Mario 🎋  (@marioRaymx) July 2, 2015