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So what happens if you Google Twink's autobiography? (NSFW, maybe)

It’s not pretty.

EVERYBODY STAY CALM. Twink’s autobiography is coming out.

And it’s called “Unzipped”.

*pause to sob*

Ken Sweeney reports in the Irish Independent that the self-appointed panto queen’s intimate memoir will be released this Christmas, after being “mysteriously postponed” last year.

So what do you get if you Google “Twink Unzipped”?

Well, these things:

For context, here’s the Urban Dictionary entry for ‘twink’.

In fairness, the book is also there:

You wouldn't want to miss it, is all we're saying. We fear a lot of aunties will be getting unexpected Christmas presents this year.

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