EVERYBODY STAY CALM. Twink’s autobiography is coming out.
And it’s called “Unzipped”.
*pause to sob*
Ken Sweeney reports in the Irish Independent that the self-appointed panto queen’s intimate memoir will be released this Christmas, after being “mysteriously postponed” last year.
So what do you get if you Google “Twink Unzipped”?
Well, these things:
For context, here’s the Urban Dictionary entry for ‘twink’.
In fairness, the book is also there:
You wouldn’t want to miss it, is all we’re saying. We fear a lot of aunties will be getting unexpected Christmas presents this year.
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