TODAY IS FRIDAY 13th. We hope you haven’t suffered any bad luck yet.

If you want to keep it that way, you should probably avoid all contact with these profoundly unfortunate people. Bad luck is infectious, you know.

1. This guy just trying to make his way to the snack aisle

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2. This man whose anger took a deeply unfortunate turn

3. The talented youngsters with the misfortune to have this guy as a younger brother

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4. The guy whose job involved going down stairs in an inflatable mascot suit on rollerskates

5. This dude whose high-five turned into a nightmare

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6. The child who just happened to be in the path of this giant hurtling sphere

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7. This kid who was feeling pretty good about his dunk for about a millisecond

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8. The world’s unluckiest pole-vaulter

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9. This boy who suffered the absolute worst possible outcome

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10. This young man whose workout went wronger than anyone could have foreseen

11. This tragic kid

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12. Anyone  in the path of this runaway golf cart

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13. And the owner of this birthday cake.

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Unlucky people of the world, we salute you.

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