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11 tweets that sum up the brutality of a UTI

You’re about t become very well acquainted with the bathroom.

IF YOU SEE someone absolute horsing through some sugar-free cranberry juice, you’d do well to leave them be.

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Urinary tract infections – or ‘UTIs’ as they’re cutely referred to, like some kind of CAO choice – is an infection in the urinary tract. Name says it all, really.

The symptoms of a UTI include:

  • Pain or a burning sensation during urination
  • Afrequent need to urinate
  • Lower abdominal pain

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If you’ve gotten one before, you won’t even need to read the above. You’ll know.

1. Refreshments will include Cystopurin and nothing else.

2. What a way to start the week …

3. It’s not worth it.

4. Unfortunately not.

5. Ouch.

6. “The heat between them was akin to what she felt every time she went to the bathroom …”

Tweet by @🍍🍍 Hoesephinè Pinelope🍍🍍 Source: 🍍🍍 Hoesephinè Pinelope🍍🍍/Twitter

7. The ultimate punishment.

8. It gets worse and worse.

9. In fairness, there’s only so much water you can drink before you start losing the will to live.

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10. Are we to take them as a compliment, them?

11. The humble brag of the century

Let’s end on this little ditty from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, which manages to hit the nail on the head when it comes to men and UTIs through the medium of song. Admirable.

Source: The CW Television Network/YouTube

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