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11 tweets that sum up the brutality of a UTI

You’re about t become very well acquainted with the bathroom.

IF YOU SEE someone absolute horsing through some sugar-free cranberry juice, you’d do well to leave them be.

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Urinary tract infections – or ‘UTIs’ as they’re cutely referred to, like some kind of CAO choice – is an infection in the urinary tract. Name says it all, really.

The symptoms of a UTI include:

  • Pain or a burning sensation during urination
  • Afrequent need to urinate
  • Lower abdominal pain

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If you’ve gotten one before, you won’t even need to read the above. You’ll know.

1. Refreshments will include Cystopurin and nothing else.

2. What a way to start the week …

3. It’s not worth it.

4. Unfortunately not.

5. Ouch.

6. “The heat between them was akin to what she felt every time she went to the bathroom …”

7. The ultimate punishment.

8. It gets worse and worse.

9. In fairness, there’s only so much water you can drink before you start losing the will to live.

uti Source: https://twitter.com/Lawwkward

10. Are we to take them as a compliment, them?

11. The humble brag of the century

Let’s end on this little ditty from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, which manages to hit the nail on the head when it comes to men and UTIs through the medium of song. Admirable.

Source: The CW Television Network/YouTube

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