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The most Irish 'water charges' headline you'll read today

A terrible prediction.

INDEPENDENT GALWAY TD Noel Grealish (formerly a Progressive Democrat) has voiced his fears about water charges to the Connacht Tribune.

We’re all going to be stinkin’.

Grealish’s worries were particularly focused on Ireland’s soon-to-be-smelly womanhood. He told the paper:

The day of the young woman spending 20 minutes under a shower before she goes out on a Saturday night will certainly become a thing of the past.

Sad face.

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