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9 of the all-time weirdest reasons to fancy someone

We are not on board with these.

OK, now imagine there was more dirt.
OK, now imagine there was more dirt.
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OH, SURE. Horses for courses. Different strokes for different folks. Life’s rich tapestry, etc etc etc.

Sometimes, frankly there’s just no excuse.

Presenting nine of the all-time weirdest qualities people – real people – have described as ‘turn ons’.

(Feel free to add your own in the comments, you weirdos.)

1. The fact that they are dead

Or just look dead. Whatever.

2. The fact that they are alive

3. Poor personal hygiene and/or life decisions

4. “Big Vainy Hands”


5. Openly flaunting their royal heritage

6. Free internet potential!

7. This footwear choice


8. Frontage

OK, this actually makes perfect sense.

9. The Wonder Years


Um, whatever.

Got any weird ones yourself? Let us know in the comments. (Within reason.)

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Michael Freeman

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