1. Where does Cork begin, really?
Um, the county border
Anywhere past Junction 14 Mayfield services
Where the pubs have Murphy's signs instead of Guinness
Where the people use All-Ireland medals as loose change
In your heart
2. OK. What would you call battered chicken between two halves of a roll?
Chicken fillet burger
Breast in a bun
3. This fake tan disaster is the colour of...
a baked pretzel
an Oompa Loompa
a hangover pee
Tanora
4. How well do you know the lyrics to Where's Me Jumper? Be honest.
YouTube
Um, I kind of yell "BUMPER TO BUMPER" when the chorus comes around
I miss a few words but get most of them. "I LIKE A MANIFESTO, PUT IT TO THE TEST-O"
Every word including the 'know a little Latin' bit everyone gets wrong
5. Your feckless mate Conor has come round to ask if you'll lend him money, AGAIN. How do you tell him you won't?
"I won't"
"I will yeah"
"Ye spanner"
"I'll flake ya bai"
6. What would you order in a chipper?
7. When did Cork last win the Liam McCarthy?
©INPHO/James Crombie
2005
2008
2003
8. Complete the sentence: This man in a Renaissance painting is the absolute...
Spit of Keano
Head off Keano
Bop off Keano
Bulb off Keano
9. Lyons or Barrys?
11. If you were responsibly enjoying a few tipples with close friends, what would you call it?
Going on the lash
Gatting
Getting langers
Getting mawldy
Going on the skite
Getting stocious
You scored out of !
You are 100 Percent Cork!
Cut open your veins, you bleed Cork. Take out your heart: pure Cork. Dowtcha bai.
You scored out of !
You are 87% Cork!
The River Lee runs through you, from your head to roundabout your calves somewhere. Like yer bazzer.
You scored out of !
You are 68% Cork!
You might not be ALL Cork all the time, but you're pretty much allergic to anywhere else. Look, Dublin would give you the gawks after a while.
Geograph.ie
You scored out of !
You're 50% Cork!
One foot in, one foot out of the Rebel County. Yours is a life divided. But we'll claim ya anyway feen.
Geograph.ie
You scored out of !
You are 0 Percent Cork!
Lookit, the place is jointed, there's no room for ya.
