Dublin: 4 °C Wednesday 24 April, 2024
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8 ways this wind had terrible consequences

And one GREAT result.


SO YOU MAY not have noticed, but it was pretty windy last night.

It disrupted flights and had Met Éireann issuing orange alerts. But more importantly, it was REALLY LOUD outside all our windows and stopped us sleeping.

Here are 8 ways it ruined our lives.

1. Sowing fear and confusion

2. Making Ireland look like the aftermath of rag week

3. Blurring the boundary between reality and fantasy

4. Making us miss Masterchef

5. Bringing men in tight velvet trousers upon us

6. Causing rifts among former friends

7. Tearing down our treasured idols

8. Threat of Bill Paxton

But it’s OK!

Because there was ONE positive result of all this wind:

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