DailyEdge praises those who rocked the week in celebland, while keeping a watchful eye on those who should just log off forever.
Biebs is a loser this week because he tried to do something nice. Ugh.
Justin advised his following on Instagram not to take too much notice of how brilliant celebrities’ Instagram lives seem.
A good message? Yes? No. His fans didn’t seem to think so and he got dragged for it.
And so on.
Poor Bieber, he can’t catch a break.
Selena Gomez is a loser this week because I have no sympathy for bad tan. Y’know who has to live with bad tan? Me. Too often have I gone out with terrible tan because I don’t have a team of stylists following me around and adorning my skin with the best fake tan known to man. You’ve NO excuse, Selena, for this MET Gala tan disaster.
Projecting? Me? Never.
Sheeran has been quietly making himself at home in Ireland this week. Ed has already played gigs in Cork, Belfast, and is taking Galway by storm this week. Imagine being in the crowd in Galway, while he sings Galway Girl? It would be upsetting, wouldn’t it?
But still, Ed is keeping his head down and getting the job done, all the while wearing some lovely GAA jerseys. He’s a lovely bloke, that Ed.
Taylor Swift kicked off her tour this week in the most extra way possible. She basically has a stage with a massive snake on it, referring quite obviously to the Great Kimye Snake Drama of 2016.
Petition to get that in your kids History textbooks.
Not only did she shape her entire stadium show on snakes, she also spoke about being hurt by someone we can only assume is Kimye. Imagine getting back at someone who pissed you off in such a fashion?
Click here if you can’t see the video.
Bit much, but she firmly makes the winner’s list. OK, but did she play Love Story? Yes she did.
Excuse me, but we slept on Ruth Negga’s MET Gala attendance earlier in the week. It only feels right that I give her the kudos here.
Yes Ruth, you know you nailed it when your dress is reflecting off your face.
Last week’s winners and losers: Saoirse Ronan, Tina Fey, and Ryan Reynolds>