1. Tongues

I’m actually well stocked up on tongues, thanks. ‘Tis the season, after all!

2. Mop mask-helmets? What?

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3. Semi-fingerless gloves

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4. A stainless long steel urethral tube

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5. USB stick pregnancy tests

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6. Penis lipsticks

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7. A microphone that is actually a vibrator

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8. This unnerving mask

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9. A holder which allows you to watch TV shows or movies on your phone while simultaneously eating insects

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10. A fake septum piercing that also seemingly doubles as a nasal filter

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11. Ear plasters? That remove things? Actually I have no idea what these are.

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12. A penis pal

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13. Tights that have a very specific hole in them to let your thigh fat chill

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14. Butt plugs

Actually, to each their own on this one.

15. A knee warmer? I think?

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16. A wearable tent

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You know what? I actually want one of these. Screw it.

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