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9 of the absolute worst St Patrick's Day club nights

Oh PLEASE let us enter the Lucky Charms eating contest.

AH, PADDY’S DAY. We know we have a bit of a reputation abroad, but these club-nights from faraway lands are taking the mick.

We’re not all Bailey’s guzzling Lucky Charms eating hooligans… we think.

1. Green champagne showers, Lucky Charms eating contest, green beer pong? SIGN US UP

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2. No comment

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3. Jeans permitted! We’re in

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4. They’ve got the menu spot on, spot on

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5. What exactly goes into green beer?

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6. The lucky leprechaun needs to get on to a human rights organisation

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7. The average Irish brekkie, when you’re not shovelling down Lucky Charms of course

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9. No further comment

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