1. This girl who knows how to talk smut

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2. This hot shot effortlessly painting a steamy picture

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3. This excitable bread connoisseur

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4. This literal-minded emoji user

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5. This Pokemon fan with an eye for detail

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6. This student of hot, hot Victorian poets

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7. This dirtbird

8. This hero of our time

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9. This Uncle Sam admirer

10. This unimpressed sextee

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11. This ass aficionado

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12. This sext that took an unexpected sci-fi turn

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13. And this person who should be saluted from the rooftops

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